BROWN: ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY UMBRELLA?

Reports now say that Rihanna (or alleged victim) was hit with a deadly weapon!   Since it was raining in Hollywood all weekend, and I'm sure Chris Brown doesn't stay strapped, then maybe he grabbed the closest thing to him, which could POSSIBLY be an umbrella-ella ella.  Whatever the case, this whole story is disturbing!!! 

We'll keep ya updated! 

By: 
C. Daniel Jordan